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Guize, I was playing Pokemon Red and I was fought by this “Super Nerd” who resembled Marilyn Manson. Am I the only person who thought he looked like him or…?

Mom, why wouldn’t you let me not be an atheist?

I mean, I know I was all angsty and you told me to succumb to your beliefs, but UGGGH why did you never take me to church or whatever to help cleanse my soul to save me from this purgatory? Btw, I’m gay.

I was murdered in my sleep.

It was brutal! Ugh, I can’t believe he did that! Now, I’m just chillin’ here in purgatory. My mom was right, there is an afterlife. Maybe I shouldn’t have disregarded religion.